"You sound nice but I watch TV bucko you could be an old sicko and possibly a perverted stalker so leave me alone.
I will not be molested!! Plus I live in Turkey with my 10 year old husband who will beat you up, but we do not have money so I cannot fly to watch your defeat. I'm sorry.
Sincerely, way not interested.
P.S. If you are not a perverted stalker, child molester, prisoner escapee, serial killer, or anything like-wise please take no offense.
"lol...you are such an amusing person...if you are interested in knowing me , add me up on your messenger so we can chat...firstname.lastname@example.org...lol"
"I am an amusing person? HA!
PFFTT!! You don't even know the half of it buddy."